Avert your eyes

[faithellen]

If it gets to 70 degrees today, I may have to run around nekkid in the front yard.

That is all.

Comments

[capi.livejournal.com]

*goes downtown to arrange a strategic diversion for the police the moment temps reach 70*

Caint have you gettin' 'rested, now can we? *L*

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Sure we can! She hasn't lived until she hears a Richmond police officer say, "You shooooor got a purty mouth..."...

[faithellen]

Doesn't that usually end "...boy"?

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

It's how they try to reach out and be inclusive in "The New South."

[dfilove.livejournal.com]

Down here in Chestertucky, our police is good.

I notice no one group can pass up an opportunity to rank themselves better than another group. Here in Richmond, we have northern Virginia (oddly identified as "the second stoplight in Ashburn") and Chestertucky (identified as the wilderness south of the James River...which bisects the city itself.) Our McLean is the West End, our Great Falls is the Far West End, and our PG County is, well, everywhere else.

So when Faith runs nude through our little slice of Chestertucky, it'll likely take the local constabulary about 15 minutes to haul their Krispy Kreme-laden asses down our back road.

Plenty of time for her to claim sunspot activity...or something.