Seen at Lowe's

Okay. Let me describe this, because my camera really didn't do this justice. This is a light-skinned black woman, with a strawberry blonde pageboy, wire-rimmed glasses, and too much blue eyeshadow. She is wearing a lime green suede and leather dress, which PRECISELY matches her lime green suede and leather boots. Over top, she's wearing a raspberry suede fringed poncho. On her head is a pink suede cowboy hat (and I know a little part of her died inside that it wasn't the same shade as the poncho).

Lowe's. Not WalMart.

And I'm kicking myself for not noticing her nails, because they must've been a sight to see.