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[faithellen]

I am stuck in the house with a damp dog who is bored outside and bored inside. Every 6 seconds, he comes and gazes at me and leans on me with his dampness, panting hot stinky doggy breath in my face.

Don't you wish you were me?

Comments

[sunnidae]

Yup. You don't have to dmv today.

and ... I guess we better get moving -- it's not going to get any better by waiting.

[mistressfetch.livejournal.com]

Better than this meeting I'm in all day...these briefers LOOOOVEEE to hear themselves talk :-( grrrr

aaahhh doggy sounds sweet, but I'm sure annoying :-) and damp dog smell..not on the list of favorites :-)

[faithellen]

I managed to distract him for a while with a chew toy jammed with breath biscuits, and he's passed out in the other room.

[dfilove.livejournal.com]

The poor dog, maligned in this journal, would respond if only he possessed the thumbs needed to operate a computer.

[pyratelady.livejournal.com]

For chrissake. Hasn't he learned how to play Dance Revolution yet? I thought you said he was smart.