Some people shouldn't smoke crack

I was searching online for the maintenance specifications for my 1999 Civic EX, and I found one for sale in FL. 50,000 miles. They want $14,000 for it. I don't think the car cost that much IN 1999, and certainly not with 50,000 miles!

Then again...

Anyone want to buy a 1999 Civic EX, with 127,500 miles on it? Only $10,000.

That's a bargain, right?