Our Valley Girl (her name was actually registered as Jeron's Rode of the Valkyrie, but she was a total airhead, and thus her name) had a habit of eating my mom's shoes, and most especially her good leather pumps. After six pair going the way of the dog, Mom figured the expense was worthwhile to the cause, purchased a pair of shoes of the style she usually did, soaked them in a vat of hot sauce for a day, dried them out, and then put them in her closet floor where all other shoes resided.
She later found the dog outside, rubbing her mouth on the grass, and one set of teeth marks on her sauced shoes.
Valley never chewed shoes again. :) She stuck to her bones and toys after that, of which there were ::voice="El Jefe":: a plethora. :)
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Date: 2006-05-24 02:20 pm (UTC)Our Valley Girl (her name was actually registered as Jeron's Rode of the Valkyrie, but she was a total airhead, and thus her name) had a habit of eating my mom's shoes, and most especially her good leather pumps. After six pair going the way of the dog, Mom figured the expense was worthwhile to the cause, purchased a pair of shoes of the style she usually did, soaked them in a vat of hot sauce for a day, dried them out, and then put them in her closet floor where all other shoes resided.
She later found the dog outside, rubbing her mouth on the grass, and one set of teeth marks on her sauced shoes.
Valley never chewed shoes again. :) She stuck to her bones and toys after that, of which there were ::voice="El Jefe":: a plethora. :)